This NOT a manifesto

First, thank you, to the 4 followers that I have.
Second, why would you do that?
 All I do, on this particular bit of the web, is RANT.
Why would you read this?
OOOOH!  I get it, you want someone to say what you really feel. Without all the "Yada,Yada Yada" you'd get from a Seinfeld show. OK, I'll tell you what I'm "None to happy" about at this particular juncture...
I'll ease into it, as, there are soooo many things.
1; Politics: WHAT'S THE POINT? There's not ONE candidate out there that has a CHANCE against the current (Expletive).
1a; The current (Expletive) is not worth re-instating.
1b; The people running  against said (Expletive) are just as screwed up as he is, with less penache.
1c; If you care about the country of your youth, write someone in. Even if it's your local Pastor. Don't go for the choice these DICKS have given you. Just because they have the nomination, doesn't mean they have the vote!
Basically, if you don't want our current (Expletive), don't vote for him. If you don't want the alternative, DON"T vote for him! It's that fkn simple.
WE are America. The government is not. The government is supposed to work for us. That's the way I learned it in school...You?
2; Immigration: Isn't this the country that has a sign on the Statue of Liberty, that says something about "bring me your oppressed, tired, ... yearning to be free..."?
 I'm fairly certain it is. However, I think the sign's been misread. I think what's been lost in translation is this... "Come on in, everything's free!"
If you wish to be an American citizen, do it the right, and, lawful way. 9 times, out of 10, your countries have even harsher laws than America, when it comes to illegal aliens. Don't come to ME, and tell me you deserve ANYTHING.
3;Neo-Celebri-tards: I'm just gonna leave THAT right where it is, with the name. I figure,(if you have my line of thinking) you'll figure it out.
4; Free-thinking: It's not illegal. Believe what you want, Think what you want, Say what you want. There are sooo many freedoms that we have, thanks to the men and women that defend those rights.
Be the person YOU want to be. Pay no attetion to the man behind the curtain!
Be you. Be free. Be honest.
If you don't bob n weeve, you're gonna get knocked out.

Who can afford a Lexus? Really?

I have to ask this of all the people I rant to, really, who among us can afford a freaking Lexus? I understand the economy is in the shitter, you understand that the economy is there, as well.
So, tell me who can afford a luxury car?
Some of you may be able to, but, most of us cannot.
Now, my point...
Why do they continue showing comercials for any car no body can pay for?
It's like they're saying, "Your broke, go out in style."
The money grabbing bastards don't give a damn if you can, or, can't make the payments. They don't care if you end up living in the fucking thing, they just want your money. Grow up!
I know that most of you just fast-forward thru the comecials, I do, too. If you take the time to look at these things, it's all about money you don't have. And, it's damn frustrating.
Wanna get the economy back on track? Stop showing ads for things most Americans can't afford, stop showing ads for a wannabe President that doesn't know what work is. Stop the insanity that's running U.S. into the ground.
If you have a person, with a REAL sense of how things can be done, write them in for your ballot. Don't trust the idiots running for the highest office in the country, including the one who currently holds that particular position.
I have to go now, gonna go buy a Lexus.
If you don't bob n weeve, you're gonna get knocked out.

Getting old...er

I know that all of the people I went to high school with have their own brand of miseries, that only they can deal with, and, I also know they're getting old(every second!) just like me. I have a few words to say to my OLD buddies...
1; There's not one damn thing you can do about it
2; Any day above ground is a good day
3; The more you think about it, the more it hurts
4; If you have grand children, spoil the HELL out of them, because, they're not coming home with you
5; As an adendum to #4, Chocolate helps... alot.
Every day we think we're on top of things, just proves to be pure bullshit. If you think you have a handle on things, 9 times out of 10, you're wrong.
By the way, make that number 6.
When I was younger, I had a really good sense of humor, I still do, it's just kinda shifted. I love a good laugh.
Current humor status is... make me laugh. Stupid stuff doesn't do it anymore, make me laugh. Come up with some original stuff, make me laugh.
NOW, to my point...
I've become crochity, yeah, crochity!
I don't  like a LOT of stuff, and, the things I don't like can all be summed up in one word...STUPID.
Can't handle it, don't like it, don't want it near me.
Other things... slow, dumbfounded, surprised, chatty, bubbly, cheery.
As you can see, I'm NOT the PERKY person you used to know, I got old and crochity.
As a friend of mine once said; I remind her of "WALTER".
Strangely, I like the analogy.
If you don't bob n weeve, I don't care, you're gonna get knocked out.

Life goes on, wether you like it, or not

Every day we face adversities of incalculable measure, and, every day we wake up. The sun's still up, the news is still bad(ish), and, we go to work(or,what seems like work).
Some days are better than others, some days just completely SUCK, and, some days are just right.
You know the days by how much you say "Ugh".
 Yes, that can be considered a measurment of your day's quality.
 The way you handle the adversity, is directly connected to the way your day goes. If you can't handle the problems, perhaps, you should stay in bed and cry all day(you fuckin' pussy), OR, you can stand up and say "Well, at least they can't eat me. Fuck 'em!"
My point is simple, don't bitch to me about how fucked up your day is, instead, tell me about how your plan goes to fix a fucked up day.
I would much rather hear about escape routes(just in case), than I would about how the company, boss, wife, ex-wife, buddy, ex-buddy, or DOG... screwed you over. Tell me how you plan to fix it! Don't whine about why your problems are messing your day up, I DON'T CARE. I have my own problems, and, I'm working on a perfect alibi for when I change my day.
Shit happens, alllll the time, sometimes you get splattered, it's what you do about the splatter that makes you who you are. If you crawl into a corner and cry, I don't really want to know you. If you stand up and say "Well, that's interesting, how can I fix it?", we probably have something in common.
A good friend of mine used to say,"And thus, upon every sword, a little rain must fall." And, it's absolutely true. You're not going to have a good day, every day. When you have a good day, crow about it, to be sure. When you have a bad day, shut the fuck up! Because(and I'm just spit-balling,here), nobody wants to hear you shit.
Point? Fix your fucked up day, don't whine about it.
And, as always, if you don't bob n weeve, you're gonna get knocked out.

I've been thinking, lately, on what employers say, and, I'm a bit confused,
 let me explain.
You're cruising along at your job, doing what you've been paid to do. You get called aside, you're told you're an excellent employee, they can't do it without you.
Stay with me...
 Then a rule change, or, any other thing, that benefits the company comes along, and, suddenly it's "You know, we can replace you with a comic book."
I bring this up, because, recently, our company has been telling us (for 2 or more weeks) that our time clock locations will change. and, with the change, will come new regulations about clocking in and out.
Long story short, time clock locations have come into effect, and, there is surprise in the faces of my fellow employees.
 I, however, am surprised by the confusion of my fellow employees.
1; we've been told this was coming.
2: you've not said one word about it.
3; NOW you're confused about the change.
4; the time for arguing the change has past. When the idea was proffered, was the time for your protests,or, arguments for keeping things the way they were.
Most of you have been employed by one warehouse,or another, in the past few years. Some of us have not.
Some of us, actually listen to opur suprevisors, say "yes" and, continue to do our jobs. We're not the people you want to PISS OFF.
I understand, you know more about warehouse work than I do, But! I know how to keep a job.
It's not all about "Sucking up to the man".
It's about respect, given AND taken.
I hope I'm doing the job I was hired for, and, I hope I'm doing it well. I don't want to be looked at as the one everyone says "Poor fuck, he has no clue, he'll be gone at the end of shift."
AND, I know, I wont be looked at that way.
Some of you, and, you know who you are, will be removed from our ranks, and ask yourselves,"Why?"
Just so you know, it wasn't me, it was you.
If you don't bob n weeve, you're gonna get knocked out.